belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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