No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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