remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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