he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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