what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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