Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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