there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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