her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
