tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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