That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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