Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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