i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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