Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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