just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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