I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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