drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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