I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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