I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he had hair everywhere except his balls
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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