So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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