I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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