That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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