My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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