And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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