will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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