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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!

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(630): View more from Illinois

you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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