How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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