Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dicks are not precious.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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