where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i believe in u and ur pee
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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