yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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