Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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