how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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