no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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