I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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