i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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