If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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