id be glad to
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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