whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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