we're blogging at a bar
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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