1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize