But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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