So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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