Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My ass is underappreciated
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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