You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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