i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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