Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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