Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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