Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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