Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
