Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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