Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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