But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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