So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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