Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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