i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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